Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

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Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

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Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

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What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

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How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

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What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

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How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

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What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

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What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

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What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

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What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

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what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

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women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

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What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

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A man recently set the world record for jumping into a foot of water from 50 feet high. Luckily, this made the clean-up rather simple.

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Jerry: Hi what's your name? Bob: My name is bob. Jerry: Bob, nice to meet you, my name is Jerry. Bob: Nice to meet you Jerry.

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Why was it raining lobsters? Because they ran out of men. Why did the basketball player miss the net? Because he was hit by a lobster

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one day ill be as old as you but you'll be older then too.

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What did helen keller say when she saw a talking horse? nothing. because she didn't see the horse and they also cannot talk.

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What's the difference between a guy who sees the glass half empty and a guy who sees the glass half full? The first guy is happier because his tables tip more than the second guy's.

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What is Kanye West's favorite type of sea-food? Lobster Bisque with a side of french fries.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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