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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

your face is kinda funny

The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

Why did the man go to Jupiter? Because he was on a mission for N.A.S.A.

Person A - you must be tired, cuz you've been running though my mind all day Person B - i have no legs...

What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

EVERYONE NEEDS TO UNDERSTAND!! DYSLEXICS ARE TEOPLE POO!

What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

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