- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I hate when people see me at the store and are like "What are you doing here??" and Im just like, "Oh, you know, hunting elephants..."

A man walks into a library and asks for a book on suicide. The librarian quickly picks out such a book and hands it to him, because to deny him the book would break the conventions of a library.

Why didn't Jane go to school last Thursday? It was summer. No one went to school last Thursday.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, This is a poem about Red rosses and blue violets

why is six afraid of seven? Because seven is a rapist

My grandpa died in the holocaust. How? He had gas.

How do you help a one-armed man down from a tree? Wave.

roses are blue violets are red crap i screwed up dont judge me

What did the black man say when he jumped in the pool? The water's nice, you should join me.

I do like haikus even when they are random refrigerator

What's funnier than ten dead babies nailed to one tree? Nothing, infant mortality is not a laughing matter.

Chuck Norris tried to return some jeans to Target and when they didn't give him his money he kickeed them in the face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because the sidewalk he was on does not.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? Because it was cooked with eleven herbs and spices.

What did the Japanese kid get for his birthday? Nothing, his gifts were washed away.

Chuck Norris farted and... several people looked around uncomfortably, not knowing how to react to the embarrassing situation.

What did the Jewish man get for his birthday? Pork.

Why did the black man go to hospital? To cure his black.

A blonde, a brunette, and a redhead become stranded on a desert island. As they are searching for food and shelter, they come across a mystical-looking lamp. They rub the lamp, but nothing happens because genies don't exist.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was walking.

Why did the bald man go to hospital? Because we was getting chemotherapy

What's better than rape? Consensual sex.

why did the chicken cross the road? he was an escaped mental paitent

What is life? Paul.

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