- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yo dawg, I heard you like cars. Thats cool, whats your favorite one?

a man walked into a bar and ordered a beer. The Bartender says okay, here you go.

Yo mama's so fat that when she goes into a clothing store, she often feels self-conscious about having to buy larger than average clothing sizes than most people.

The other day a male African American approached me in a less than reputable neighborhood after dark and inquired as to whether or not I had a dollar which I could spare. I politely told him I didn't and apologized. He forgave me and we went our seperate ways.

What stops a train? A missile

How do you make a baby crawl in circles? Nail its hand to the floor. How do you make a baby stop crawling? Nail the other one to the floor.

What was going through the man's head on the 51st floor when the first plane hit? The 52nd floor.

Why did the Muslim cross the road? He was on fire and he needed to get to the lake on the other side of the street to put himself out.

Why did Helen Keller's dog run away? You'd run away too if someone left the gate open and you happened to be a dog.

Faithful men.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot, you racist bastard.

What did the passive-aggressive woman do to her husband? She killed him. As it turns out, the slight passive-aggressive behavior she was showing was actually an early warning sign of a dangerous sociopathic mental disorder. The authorities are looking for her as we speak.

Why doesnt your dad like barrack Obama? because your dad is straight, hes not into men

knock knock! who's there? me.(walks away...)

What did one bunny rabbit say to the other bunny rabbit? I'm a bunny rabbit!

How do you confuse a blond? Paint yourself green and throw forks at her.

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

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