Once upon a time a was born

whats worst than finding a worm in your apple???? an apple in your worm.

So a Priest, a rabbi, and a monk walk into the bar... And got drinks. What did you think was going to happen?

what did the man say to then other man when he said a joke, "Ha"

Q.Why did Bruno Mars marry the blond? A.Because it was a beautiful night and he was looking for something DUMB to do.

Have you heard of that new jewish car? No, have you? No.

What did Superman get for Christmas. Nothing as he likes to stay detached from society.

A Jew, a Christian, and a Muslim walk into a bar. A good time was had by all, until closing time.

A man walks in the a bar Now he has 3 missing teeth

What did the man say when he was having sex with his wife? That feels quite good.

Don't chop the dinosaur daddy! OK.

Four black guys have a picnic. One of them pulls out a bag of KFC. Another pulls out some Kool Aid. The third pulls out a watermelon. The fourth pulls out a box of cookies you racist prick

Rebecca Black walks into a bar. The bartender refuses to serve her because she is not yet 21.

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know.

Whats the difference between 2 white men? They both have different jobs and one is racist orange peel.

How did bill lose his legs he got them amputated after contracting a severe case of "INeedToGetMyLegsAmputatedSyndrome"

why did the black man fall down the stairs? he was blind, do to loss of vision from cancer

But officer, I did come to a full stop!

what did the homeless man get for christmas hyperthermia

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

who is really lanky? james cornish

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

womens rights.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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