- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is the french word for penis? I cannot say because I do not possess an adequate knowledge of the language.

Roses are red , Violets are blue You little dumb ass bitch Ain't fuckin' with yoouuuuuu

what happens on labor day? the day she has a baby... ya your having a kid

B==========D-------------------------- im pissin man! god!

What did the Albino say to the other albino? Due to heredity and our inheritance of Chromosomes causing albinism, We could be displaced in society but luckily, we have eachother. They went home and lived happily. But not ever after. That craps or normal people. (freaking albinos...)

A man walks into a bar. and buys a drink.

When my brother was hanging at YOUR cross, he asked "daddy" "Oh father why!" Then lightning struck and the weather went to fuck. Moral: WHAT KIND OF RESPONSE IS THAT YOU PIECE OF SHIT!?

What do skeet disks and Jewish babies have in common? Hitler used to shoot them out of the sky.

How do you make Justin Bieber cry? You take away his marijuana.

what do michael Jackson and little boys do in the dark alone? they turn on the flashlight

What did the kid with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? a horse

What did Big Dog say to Little Dog? "We are both dogs."

Mary once had a boyfriend with a wooden leg; however, itt was a highly dysfunctional relationship, as the boyfriend was much too possessive of Mary. So Mary was forced to bring a close to the relationship.

when life throws you lemons you should probably get out of the way because it will hurt

Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

women drivers>asian drivers>asian women drivers

What did the astronaut say when he stepped on the moon? Oops, sorry.

Q: Whats worst than the Holocaust A: If a second Holocaust happened, and then you found an apple in your apple

How do you run faster than a cheetah? Cut off its legs.

What's a lil plus a lot A little more then a lot

What did the fat man say to the Spaniard? Nothing. The Spaniard was skinny and so the fat man was jealous and shot him in the face.

What's more sad then a dumpster full of dead babies? The live one at the bottom.

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

What did the penguin say to the tiger? I'm in the wrong country.

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