- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

Bryson got a concussion...he died

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

an american walks out of a strip club.

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

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