- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Yeah your point? Anyway, so then the brain surgeon goes: I have have cut into thousands of brains, and never seen a single thought.

Q: What say one therapist to a friend? A: I'm the rapist

Q:What do you call a mexican witha clean record? A: Impossible

What is long, hard, and full of semen? An erected penis.

What did the Asian say to the American? herro. rook at me. i have round eye i american!

How big does your mouth have to be to eat a baby? How would i know, i'm not a canible.

what happens when Pinocchio says "My nose is growing"?

mary had a little lamb it's fleece was white as snow and everywhere that mary went it did a massive shit

You might not notice at first, but in this very sentence there is a psychological phrase that is used to hypnotise you. If you read through the first sentence of this paragraph three or four times, you may start to feel the sudden urge to have a drink. This is called the ashvakalym effect.

Who's mean and white and really not nice? Hitler

What did one door say to the other door? - Nothing, doors can't talk

whos gay and sits next to me? Griffen in my architecture class

Why was the chair sad? It wasn't, for chairs do not posses the proper attributes to feel emotions such as depression.

who is really lanky? james cornish

A man falls off a building and dies on Impact

How do you hack into someone's computer? A few good hits with a hatchet should do the trick

What do you call a blackjack man driving a car? An average citizen.

What's the difference between a radio and a bowl of potato salad? If you put batteries on a radio you can turn it on and listen to some music. If you put batteries on a bowl of potato salad it's not gonna give you any music.

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What did the straw say to the other straw? We are both straws just kidding they cant talk

Actual jokes are now obsolete.

Why did the mexican mow the lawn. Because the grass in his front yard is longer than he likes it .

How do you tell if your lesbian lover has cheated on you? If she's pregnant.

What is yellow, has wheels and lies on its back? A school bus after a horrible traffic accident

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