- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Your tell your girlfriend to make you a sandwich, she actually makes one for you.

Q: What did the cop do when he saw a mexican in his car? A: Nothing, he was looking in a mirror.

What do you say to a jew with blood on his leg? Are you okay?

Why cant kellen heller drive? She was born with the disabilities of being blind and deaf, thus rendering her unable to operate a vehichle.

What do the Irish do on their birthdays? Eat birthday cake and sing happy birthday

whats worse than biting your apple and finding a worm? WWII.

Why did the chicken cross the road? It didnt it got hit by a truck before it got to the other side.

Whoever is reading this, I love you and I hope you have a great day.

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

When it comes ro the zodiac my grandmother was a cancer and... She ws killed by... A giant crab

Here's a riddle: What can you catch, but not throw? A really heavy ball, or STDs.

What did the black man buy at the store? Nothing he has no money

Why did the blonde jump over the glass wall? To see what was on the other side.

What do you call a deer with no eyes? A blind deer.

How do you keep an elephant from charging? Ask nicely.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

Why did the Mexican mow the lawn? He needed money to feed his family and to pay for his daughter's college education.

Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Whats better than 32 dead babies stapled to 1 tree? - 1 dead baby stapled to 32 trees

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

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