Q:How many pieces of paper can one tree make? A:Trees cannot make paper, people make paper from trees. So the answer is none, a tree can't make any paper whatsoever.

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Why did the chicken cross the mobia strip? To get to the same side!

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What's worse than dieing? Not much.

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How are a chicken and a grape similar? They're both round. Except the chicken.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: Cause KFC was chasing him.

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Q. What happened to the man that kept an open hand? A. He is in jail because he beat his family

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Three dogs are barking at a wall. People walk by thinking "Why are these dogs barking at a wall?".

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What was the only reason a ginger ever won in a fight? It was against a Dementor.

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Q: What present did the Taliban's wife get on the islamic holiday A: a beating

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what do you do if you see a black man covered in hot greece on the floor of the bus shelter? call an ambulance...

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what do you call a black who stabbed your entire family? it all depends on what his name happens to be

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what is worse than falling off a bridge? .. getting pushed off a bridge

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Justin Bieber walked into a strip club. Selena Gomez wasn't there.

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Knock Knock! F*ck off

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Why did the man complain of pain in his ankle? Because several consecutive tissue samples of the area revealed a rapidly metastasizing neoplasm. Blood samples indicated the presence of what appeared to be Hodgkins Lymphoma. The man was very wealthy, however, and had world class doctors treat him and got better.

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why was the black kid made fun of at school? Because he was a nerdy boy who drinks tea

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Why did the chicken cross the road? he has an iq of 5 like all chickens

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What do you call a dog with two tails? ...Depends on what you named it.

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a blond goes into a taxi, the driver asks where to my friend , the blond says her desired location, gets droped off and trips, falls on her head, suffers major injuries, dies,weeks later the taxi driver drove the family to the funeral, they walk out and one of of them trips and gets back up...

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Yo mamma so poor she got a job.

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Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

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It is wrong to strip a homeless man of his clothes and chew his face off. Note to self: Explain this to someone before they have taken bath salts.

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what is the difference between gravel and dead baby guts? i dont eat gravel.

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whats a joke... Parker Coffey at life

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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