- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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your mommas so fat she should be worried about getting diabetes

what happens if you fart to hard? A.you shit yourself

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Relizing its a used tampon covered with blood.

I run, but I have no legs. I see, but I have no eyes. What am I? A prospective result of future medical advancements that allow the disabled to live normal, healthy and fulfilling lives.

what did the rapist say to the girl? get in the van

Q. What do you say when a baby gets hit by a car? A. Lol fail

Friends are a lot like trees I just thought you should know.

What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

Your mom is such a big whore that she sleeps with your dad.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

Why did the police arrest the black man? He'd committed a crime, and was punished accordingly.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

A deaf man walks into a bar. A few minutes later, cops come in and takes the poor man into the cop car and takes him downtown to the precinct for booking. Meanwhile, back in the bar the deaf man drinks his beer and converses with the bartender in sign language.

Stat1st1cs sh0w 0ne 1n f1ve pe0ple d0n't understand b1nary

What does a blond do when she stops at a red light? She gets arrested.

How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

What did the boy who was in a chainsaw accident yell to his mom when he was on a rollercoaster? Look ma, no hands!

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

Roses are blue Violets are unicorns This doesn't make sense Refrigerator

Your momma is so fat, that she decided to sign up for weight-watchers, and is now on her way to a healthy life

yo momma so old that when she whent to school there was no history class

So theres a Black guy, White guy and Mexican guy all sitting at a bar. They were friends.

Why was the boy crying? His mother has terminal cancer, and his father does not have the financial stability to cover the cost of the surgery and keep up on house payments and buying clothes and food for the children. He will be living in a foster home in a matter of a week.

Two antennas falls in love. They get married. The wedding was horrible, but the reception was great.

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