- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A terminte walks into a pub and ask is the bar tender here?

Man says, "Hello" Girl, "Do you wanna go out?" Man, "With you?" Girl, "YES!" Man, "NO, bye!"

What is the difference between a clown and a dead baby? One makes you laugh and one is just a clown.

hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

Your mama's so stupid she brought syrup to the quidditch world cup because she knew there would be quaffles!

mmm i love marble bumhole

What's black and red, and covers most of your body? Fourth degree burns. You should say your goodbyes.

jess always squints her eyes when making a point

Q. What is ginger and ginger? A. a ginger

What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock,knock Who's there? Apple Apple who? Knock, knock Who's there? Lemon Lemon who? Lemon know if you want me to say apple again

Give one reason for not visiting a hotel. Basil Fawlty is the manager.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

Skinny people fart less.

A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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