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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the boy get hit by a bus? Because he was standing in front of the bus.

What's sad about 4 black people in a cadilac driving over a cliff? They stole my car :(

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

read this sentence again.

Dude! That movie was so gay! It had a bunch of naked men having sex with other naked men!

^ That's not even funny ^

Q: How did the man walk across the road? A: With his own 2 feet!

Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms

How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

What do you give a homeless person? Poop in a bottle.

a naked man walks into a bar the police arrived 10 minutes

What did the man say to the orphan? No one loves you, you have no friends.

What do you call Justin Bieber's assassin? A hero doing a noble favor to the community.

A man walks into a bar with a monkey...I forget the rest but your mother is a hor.

What do you get when you cross a computer with a whore? A:porn

What's the biggest lie you've ever told? "I have read and agree to the Terms of Service"

whats brown and stickey? a brown stick

It's good to be a scientist and great to be a biologist. However, it is never okay to be a scientologist.

If it's mid-july and there are flying cows everywhere, how many bacons does it take to impregnate a spaghetti ? 3, because because vases can't swim in the dark.

Why did the guy fall asleep? Because he's in a coma.

a blonde, a brunette, and a redhead are stranded at sea,the brunette swims 1 quarter of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns.The redhead swims 3 quarters of the way to shore, gets tired and drowns. The blonde swims half the way to shore, gets tired and swims back.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he got hit by a car because he wasn't aware of the dangers of not looking both ways. Bufoon

Lady: I think you guys would be very happy here. Chandler: No no no no no no! No, we're not together. We're not a couple, definitely not a couple! Joey: You seem pretty insulted by that. What? I'm not good enough for you? Chandler: We're not going to have this conversation AGAIN!

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