- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

Roses are red violets are blue tulips are purple/pink

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

a dyslecstic son seys to his mum can i have a mcdonald for tea the mum seys ye if you can spell mcdonlds and the son seys fuk that im having a kcf

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

Knock knock! Who's there? Alzheimer's Alzheimer's who? To get to the other side!

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Boy: Did it hurt? Girl: (sigh) Did what hurt? Boy: When you broke through the Earth's crust emerging from hell.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Why couldn't Jack join the football team? Jack has down syndrome

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

A kid walks into a bar He gets kicked out

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