- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How many dogs does it take to change a light bulb? None, any dog aware of the situation would kindly inform its owner.

What did the homeless man's sign say? It didn't say anything. You had to read it.

Why was 2 afraid of three Because it bigger

Wanna here a funny joke... Trevor michael dyess's social life.

What is green and slow Grass.

Why can't Ray Charles read? Cuz he is blind You illiterate uneducated racist bastard trying to say it was because he was black.

A japanese man enters a Honda dealership and is approached by an eager salesman. The salesman shows him a few models and then asks him curiously "What do they call Honda in Japan?" The japanese man answered "Honda"

What do you do if you walk outside and see your t.v. floating in the lawn in the middle of the night? Go back inside.

What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

He was as tall as a 6 foot 3 tree.

im gonna poop my pants. mom said to wipe afterwards i am a teletubby

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

What is worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust.

I like my wine like I like my children... Eight years old and locked in a cellar

why was the boy sad? there was a frog stapled to his face.

why did the 42 inch plasma screen blow-up 6 hours before the england match ? because it knows .

Are you made out of silicon, because you are silly and your name is Con.

You walk into a shopping centre, what wont you see? Madelin McCann.

There was an english man, and irishman and an pakistani sitting in a bar. What a wonderful example of racial & cultural differences bing put to one side while they are socialising in a friendly environment.

Why wasn't Kevin Love able to draw a perfect circle. Because, he just wasn't able to get the job done

What's the difference between my dog and my wife? I respect my dog.

Knock knock, Who's there? The constable. Your husband was killed in a car crash.

it ain't easy being cheesy Max Harrison

What do you get when you cross a Chinese man with a dog? A happy Chinese man and a pile of dog bones.

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