- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: Why did the chicken cross the road? A: The farmer decided it was too cruel to fence in the animal, however getting run over by a car was a fate... not worse than death because it died.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a Tootsie Pop? That depends on a variety of factors.

Roses are Red, Violets are blue Did you think I'd actually cry over you? I said I loved you You believed it was true Well guess what baby You just got played too! ??????

What's the best part of having sex with twenty-four year olds? There's 20 of them.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

what do You call a white man killing a black man? a accident

what did the toe say to the other toe? nothing they cant speak

I find Holocaust jokes hilarious, Anne Frankly I know a few...

when u cant say fuck say firetruck because it starts with f and it ends with uck ?firetruck?

What's worse than seeing another antijoke with "The Holocaust" punchline repeated? The Holocaust.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He was playing tic-tac-toe with a friend.

i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

a horse walks into a bar the bartender says "why the long face?" the horse does not say anything because its a horse and horses cannot talk.

Yo Momma so fat, that she need the atlantic to take a bath!

what did the white rapper say to the black rapper? i like your work. to which the which the black rapper replied, thanks.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, The first line is spelled wrong, Ha, I tricked you

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the other side.

Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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