What's worse than a pile of dead babies? An alive one at the bottom eating its way up.

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Roses are cheap Violets are on sale It's Boxing Day Please buy my flowers I really need the cash.

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What is smarter than a blind Mexican midget of average intelligence? A genius

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your face is kinda funny

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what's the difference between Michael Jackson and Acne? Acne is a skin problem caused by chemical imbalance usually found in teenagers. Michael Jackson was a singer and dancer who should've been able to escape tasteless jokes upon his death.

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A man dies from a cat attack. he goes up to heaven. At the gates, St. Peter asks him, " how did you die sir?" The man doesn't reply so Peter says, "cat got your tongue?" "No," he says, "cat got my throat!"

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Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

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What's the difference between a plum and an elephant? They're both purple except for the elephant.

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There were 3 children: Flower, Petal and Fridge. Flower asked, "Mum, why is my name Flower?" to which she replied "Because a flower was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Petal asked, "Mum, why is my name Petal?" to which she replied "Because a petal was the first thing to fall on you when you were born." Fridge said, "Herp derp dur" to which Fridge's mother replied "Shut up, Fridge."

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Why couldn't Jimmy go bowling with the rest of his friends? His parents shot him.

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How do you get a black man out of your seat? You ask him very nicely with a great attitude.

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Man: You know you're crazy when you talk to inanimate objects, you know you're Insane when they reply. Stick: I know, right?

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What do the duck and elephant have in common?? Nothing, they are completely different species.

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Why did the patient die of aids disorder? Butt sex. Lots and lots of butt sex.

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I once was told that life is like a box of chocolates, but then realized that it wasn't

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You know that song "FIrework" by Katy Perry? Well, I ate a hotdog last night.

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What do you call a black man running really fast down a street? Active.

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How do you make money? Kill babies and sell them.

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A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

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What do you call a black midget in space? The first true example of how hard work, dedication and sacrifice can help you to achieve your goals.

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what is the difference between a baby and a book... The book still has a spine

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A man walks into a bar and says, "Hey, Jim, your wife just died from terminal cancer." Jim then says, "Cool. Hey, do you know if the games on tonight?"

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Q. Whats the worst soccer team in the world. A. Ass-enal.

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The funniest thing about this joke is that by the time you realise it doesn't say anything its to late to stop reading it

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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