Q: What do you call a psychic midget who has escaped from prison? A: A SMALL MEDIUM AT LARGE!

Women's rights.

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

How man people does it take to screw in a light bulb? 1 an electrician

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Well, you see, I'm an extractor fan.

mitchell palmer sucks

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootise pop? No, seriously, does anyone know?

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Mahmy

what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

Male leadership.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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