What's the difference between a duck? One of its legs are both the same.

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what did the robot say to the centipede? "Stop being a centipede!" It's funny because the robot doesn't have any arms.

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why are the Harold and Kumar movies really funny? the man who wrote obvieusly has a good sense of humor.

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What did the white boy say to the black boy? You're black

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What's big and green and I gets stuck in your teeth will kill you? A tractor

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What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side... (other side as in the afterlife, for it committed suicide by crossing the road)

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Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

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Awesome! I've just received my free minecraft giftcode! >> minecraftnow.us <

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What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

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What's black and blue and hates sex? The 13 year old tied up in my basement.

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Knock knock? Who is there? Nobody. Those were noises coming from your head.

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Why was the black guy homeless? because he has been affected severely by the credit crunch, been made redundant and had his home repossessed

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Why did the chicken cross the road? The farmer murdered his family

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How do you make a kids parents mad? Fly an SR71-BLACKBIRD into him.

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Why do mexicans like tacos? Because tacos are a very well liked food and they happen to taste good

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A plane carrying an Englishman, an Irishman, and a Scotsman is destined to crash unless some weight is lost. First they drop the spare engine, but there is still too much weight. Then they drop the luggage, but still there is too much weight. All three men then jump out. The plane crashes anyway.

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Skinny people fart less.

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A man walks into a bar and sees another man crying at the other end he asked what's wrong the man replies well its a long story I have time replyed the other man ok well me and my wife are always arguing. So I divided to go to the library after hours of reading I see a book about history and as im reading it its time to go home and when I was going to check it out I forgot my library card I get home and me and my wife make up and have a baby thats not bad at all said the other man yea you've never lost ur library card

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Q: What do you call cheese that isn't yours? A: Cheese.

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What do you call it when a multiple personality disorder person masturbates? Rape.

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Why cant Stevie Wonder read? Because he is blind

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Q:Whats the difference between an Irish wedding and an Irish funeral? A:One less drunk

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a cat gets mauled by a dog. it died later that day

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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