- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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How can a hobo become rich? It can't. It died from food poisoning from eating food out of the trash.

What do you call the Doctor who graduated at the bottom of his class? Doctor.

Why was the chinese man kicked out of the bar? Because he was under aged

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

What do you call a man with a shovel in his head? An ambulance.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

Why did Lindsay Lohan talk to her car? Because she's insane

What's worse than getting a apple and finding a worm in it. Getting hit in the face with a meteorite.

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

A young man walks into a bar. A complicated chain of events leads to him marrying the owner's second cousin's half-niece-in-law.

Did you hear about the blond that jumped off a bridge? She died.

I am back with more jokes! -Lets go Mets It is best to dislike this one

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

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