What's worse than a rapist? 2 rapists

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knock knock whos there boo boo who? stop crying its only me! its not you, my mom has cancer, my dad was killed in a car accident, my pregnant wife has been murdered, and my uncle touches me.

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One day, a small bald man was walking up the street, when her saw a large red porche, extremely grand, and the door was wide open. He walked over and inspected the open door, and to his surprise, the keys were in place by the steering wheel. He was a good man, with a loving wife and two teenage children, and he had no intention of steeling the vehicle. But astonished by the owner lack of protection, he hopped into the car and drove it around the block, just for the thrill of riding such an amazing car. Around 30 seconds after, he parked the car, got out, leaving the car in the same place, with the door open and the keys in, then he walked home and lived the rest of his life.

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DO U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD BIRD BIRD, BIRD IS THE WORD? DON'T U KNOW ABOUT THE BIRD? EVERYOBODY KNOWS THAT THE BIRD IS THE WORD! Oh, no i did not know that the bird was the word.

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What's a Gigawat? I made it up.

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why was the little boy sad? he had a frog stapled to his face.

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awkies when jamie and jacob hook up, and u have to tell the dog..i maen danni that this has been going on for 2 months

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- Knock knock. - Who's there? - Jehovah - Jehovah who? - Jehovah's Witness - Go f*** yourself.

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I may be ugly, but I'm also dumb.

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Wanna hear a joke? no

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Why did the giraffe fall over? Because I shot it with a bowling ball cannon,

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What starts with "F" and ends in "uck" Firetruck.

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What did the Black man say to the prostitute? Your job makes the risks of getting AIDs and other STDs much higher than the average person's.

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What happens when you rub two penises together? Gay sex.

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-It ain't over till the fat lady sings -she just did -oh, I guess it's over then -k

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What do you get when you stab a baby? A dead baby.

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what do you call a man with one leg? whatever his name is.

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69.

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What's big, black, and impossible to swallow? A parking lot. Among many other things.

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What did John name his dog? Doggy

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Why did the man not get his licence He was blind

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knock knock who's there? faith

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What do you call literature that's depressing and hard to read? ...a valued part of the English curriculum

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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