- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's cold, tired, wet, and starving? A girl up at 4:00 am that just came out of a cold shower.

Your momma is such a slut, that she has unprotected sexual intercouse several times throughout any given day, with many different men.

Why did Sally fall off the swing? Because she has no arms

What's the diffence between a pieace of fried chicken and a Jew? A Jew wouldnt scream in a fryer.

Q: What goes up but doesn't come down? A: Columbia

Bryson got a concussion...he died

what do you call something that dosint exist? nothing.

Whats bigger than 'burger king'? A. burger

How do you confuse a blonde? put her in a circular room and tell her to stand in the corner

What do you call a black man with a Ph.D? Doctor.

Whats green and has wings? grass, I lied about the wings.

Why did the orphans kill timmy? timmy said a your mom joke.

ROSES ARE RED VIOLETS ARE BLUE I HAVE AIDS NOW YOU DO TOO

What did the depressed teenage fat kid do to resolve his issues? Commited suicide.

A scantily dressed woman is standing at an intersection. She is a prostitute.

Why did grandpa climb the phone pole with bananas in a backpack? He has a debilitating disease. He is slowly losing touch with reality.

I have a dirty joke. Poop.

I dont think i could ever stab someone, I can barely get a straw through a capri sun

What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? Were both lawyers.

An old friend of mine had an idea. "Socks, but for your hands." I laughed until the day I heard he died of chaffed penis.

an american walks out of a strip club.

roses are red, violets are blue, {insert name here} is f**ked up, (s)he want to have sex with you

I met a hot girl in the Tampon aisle and i asked if she wanted to hang out in 5-7 days

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