- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

Knock knock. Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Banana Yoshimoto. A popular Japanese author of the book, Kitchen. She is incredibly talented and it would be a great honor to have her in your house, so you should open your door.

What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

Why did the kid poop his pants? He was a baby

do you know what was a good idea? not last night

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

What did the German say to the Rabbi? Hello. The German was also Jewish

name one pop artist who's better than Michael Jackson that's really hard. there's so many

Stop screaming! The damn uppercase letters make my head hurt! Let a lady have it for once!

What's more epic than a man in a gorilla suit? A man in a gorilla suit with a banana.

What did the black person say to the white person I'm black your white

What do Kurt Cobain and a whale have in common? Both have holes in the back of their heads

Whats black and white and red all over? Genital Warts...

What's big and purple? Barney

Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet And so are you But the roses have wiltered The violets are dead The sugar bowl is empty And so is your head

How do you find dennis ferguson? Look at danyons bckground

Knock Knock. Who's there? [no one] After that day, Dave moves out of the house assuming that a ghost knocked on his door.

What's the difference between unicorns and black people? Years of slavery.

What's worse than getting pulled over by the police? getting pulled over and getting a bloody tampon stuck to your forehead.

Whats the difference between harry potter and the Jews? Harry potter could escape the chambers.

How do you put a baby to sleep? Snap its neck.

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