an irishman walks past a bar a.w. j.p.

Roses are red, violets are blue.. Oh i can't finish joke coz i gotta go poo ! :/

Do you know why the Mexican didn't like hot dogs? I don't know either.

What do you call a yelling, enraged Asian man? A fucking asshole.

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Knock Knock Who's There Not you... What? *Pulls out finger gun* *Screams BOOM!*

*there was a tv sitting on the side of the road..* person 1: hey why doesn't that tv work? person 2: because it's broken?? person 1: no..because its not plugged in!

Two great white sharks are swimming in the ocean together, one turns to the other to speak, but doesn't because sharks can't talk.

Jim: You wanna hear a funny joke? Tim: Sure Jim: Well, if you want a funny joke, this isn't the place to be.

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Q: What's worse than a pile of dead babies in a truck? A: A pile of dead babies in a truck with one alive in the middle eating his way out.

What's another word for Manslaughter? My new Hobby

Why did bethany fall off the swing She had no arms Knock knock Who's there? Not Bethany

Two chinese friends are chatting, and one says ????????? His friend says ??????? After that, the first one says ???????????, and you keep reading this like if you understood chinese.

Why did the guy lose the race? Because he had explosive diarrhea

How come the man could read the directions? Because it was right side up.

Once a upon a time there was a boy whom likes cheese. The boy: I like Cheese and thats the end of the story

What did Billy get his dad for Father's day? Nothing, his dad was killed by a spinning helicopter blade when Billy was 3.

A cat walks into a bar. The bartender says "What would you like to drink?" The cat says "Meow."

What's black and at the top of a burning building? A paraplegic

What's the best thing about having sex with twenty six year olds? There's twenty of them.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue. Vodka is cheaper than dinner for two.

why did the chicken cross the road? because he wanted to!

Q: What is white, and comes out of a woman? A: No, milk you perve

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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