Why did Doris need a hip replacement Because she fell down the stairs

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who likes gay porn and has dirty littlesweeneys thathesticks up his hole? Jahn Willems

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Man U

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Whats worse than suicide? death

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What did the disabled kid get for his birthday. The same as any other kid.

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A man goes to the pound to adopt a dog and sees a very shaggy dog and says "WOW! Thats a shaggy dog I'll take it!" So the man takes home his new dog and decides to enter the dog in the towns anual shaggy dog contest. and wins. After winning the town shaggy dog contest he moves up to the county shaggy dog contest. theres no competition. Now the man and his dog enter into the state shaggy dog contest, the states shaggiest dogs are all competing. the man wins. Finally the man and his dog are in the prestigious national shaggy dog contest. The judge walks up to the man and says "your dog isn't very shaggy"

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What was the last thing the boy heard before he was hit by the school bus? Nothing. He was deaf.

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Q: How many licks does it take to the center of a tootsie pop? A: At least one.

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what is worse finding a worm in your apple? Finding a grub in your apple.

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whats worse than getting lost in europe? becoming the middle in the human centipede.

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What does it take to shit in a shower?? To choke on a whambar and be 90 kgs!

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Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because he was clumsy.

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How would I re-arrange the alphabet? I would place P in your butt...

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Knock Knock Who's there? The KKK, got any blacks?

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Why did the baby cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

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teacher: what is your name? student: some people call me attractive (mx)

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The song Barbra Streisand has more than 2 words.

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roses are red violets are blue wanna hear a joke? WNBA....

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What did one muffin in an oven say to another muffin? Nothing, muffins are inanimate objects thus incapable of sppech.

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What's black, white and red all over? A race war

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,What would you call Morgan Freeman if he was White? Morgan Freeman

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whats worse than getting raped by a giant scorpion? Gingers

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Roses are red and so is venus now kneel down and suck my penis:)

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Once, there was an ugly barnacle. He was so ugly that everyone died. The end

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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