What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

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Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

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What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

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why do jews like weed? A) because they are used to being baked.

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Why did 5 members of the Al-Qaeda walk into the bank? To make 5 seperate cash withdrawals

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The Juice where prosecuted by many time.

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whats the difference between a jew and a boy scout? - The boy scout comes home from camp.

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What is the difference between a pig and a crow? One is a animal that Is butchered to be eaten as a wonderful meat product. And the other is a pretentious asshole bird that no one likes.

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What's worser than dieing? Living-being tortured while at it too

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What is BIG, STIFF, AND FULL OF SEMEN!!!? A SUBMARINE!!!!!!!

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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What's red and bad for your teeth? A brick.

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How did the black kid get in school? By taking the bus.

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How did Helen Keller's parents punish her? They scolded her and sent her to her room.

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Why was little Alice and her family at the graveyard? Well someone had to come at her funeral...

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hey whats your name Im gonna hit you so hard........ that im gonna knock your block off

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What do you call someone like Sarah Palin? A tragic victim of America's flawed educational system. But hey! She learned one thing though! Russia is right in her own backyard! Oh wait that would be wrong unless her backyard stretched all the way across Alaska and the Bering Sea. So she didn't learn anything at all. OK she's just dumb

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A man walked into a bar, he was meeting his friends but was half an hour early, so he went down the road and got a burger. He had recently began dieting to maintain a healthy weight, but had trouble with self control. 20 years later he would gamble away his life savings and then go onto live a lonely and unfulfilled life.

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A bear walks into a bar..... The bartender asks " what do you want?" , he gets killed by the bear because he started talking to it Made by eli

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A dead guy walks into a grave.

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Q. Why did the chicken cross the road? A. Erm Wait why would a chicken be on the side walk in the first place?

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When Zeddie LIttle takes an Unflattering picture, millions of Internet people ask him why he looks Wierd in it. He says, "well, I was having a really tough day that day- my grandpa had just died- and I didn't feel like caring about what I looked like." Either way, he essentially fades into the darkness as the new fad takes over.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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