- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

Roses are red Im adopted

A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

^ That's not even funny ^

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Any number if compressed sufficiently. At neutron star density all babies in the world would fit.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

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