- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a KKK member? ...racist

why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

What did the boy with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? A bicycle.

Q: Hey, ask me if I'm a tree. ".. Are you a tree?" A: No.

What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

What did the little boy get from his parents on Christmas? Nothing. His parents died 2 nights before in a tragic car crash.

Where did little susie go during the explosion? Everywhere :) What color were her eyes? Blue. One blew this way and one blew the other way. :p Knock, knock Who's there? Not susie :)

What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

Sidney Crosby walks into a bar. Except its a metal bar like a pole so he gets another concussion.

Q: What do you call a vacuum that doesn't suck stuff up? A: A broken vacuum.

How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen Beatle? Two in the front, two in the back, and one hundred in the ash tray.

Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

Whats the difference between Osama and Obama? The S is replaced with a B.

despite popular opinion to the contrary you shouldn't eat mercury.

Why did the black man go to portugal? Because he was very hard working and needed a vacation.

You're a fat chubby McChubchub fatty fatchub because your fat chubby McChubchubfattychub poop is on your fatty fat Mcphat face of fatchubness because you are the fatty lord of McChubby fat kings.

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

why are crocodiles so angry? because they have a lot of teeth but no tooth brush?

Hey are you sleepy? Good, cause I just saw Jeff The Killer and Slenderman outside your window. Good night!

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

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