what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

Why was the man crying? He has aids.

What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

Why did the black basketball team beat the white basketball team? They practiced more

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

What is stupid and looks like you? You.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Why did the black man walk into the white house? Cause he lives there because he is our president

why am I writing this...im bored

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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