Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

Man: Doctor doctor I feel like a pair of curtains........ Doctor: You clearly have Alarming mental issues perhaps a psychologist would be the right person to discuss this matter further

what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

why am I writing this...im bored

What's the difference between a porsche and a pile of dead babies. I'd rather had the porsche in my garage

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

What's black and can't swim? A black shirt.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

This is a joke about Helen Keller. "Knock knock" "Who's there?

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

eh dylan quieres que te trolle de nuevo

Why do black people like watermelon? Because it good you racist bastard!

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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