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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did Sarah fall off the swing? She had no arms. Knock knock -Who's there Not Sarah

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

I can prove I'm a psychic - this post is going to receive a lot of dislikes.

Roses are Red Violets are Blue I'm really drunk so show me your tits.

What did the comedian say when he fell off the cliff? Nothing; dead beings are incapable of performing actions.

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

A blind man walk in to a bar... He then yells a 4 letter explative, backs up, and walks around it.

A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park in a safe and risk free process.

Why was the black man hanging from the tree? He fell and had to grab a branch.

How do you fit 76 babies in a bath tub... With a blender. How do you get them back out? With tortilla chips.

How many skilled union workers does it take to change a light bulb? One.

What do you call 10 dead babies in a blender? A horrible, horrible child abuse incident.

what the deference between a priest and acne well the acne doesn't come on the kids face tell hes thirteen

If John has 50 candy bars and eats 45, what does he have? Diabetes. John has diabetes.

Why did the mathematician go to jail? Because he killed his wife.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

roses are red, violets are blue, I have schizophrenia, which is a serious mental disorder in which I have difficulty properly experiencing reality. It should not be confused with multiple personality disorder, which is a completely different disease with different symptoms.

A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

^ That's not even funny ^

What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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