how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

Why couldn't the man walk? He lost his legs when he stepped on a land mine in Afghanistan.

What do 9 out of 10 people enjoy? Gangrape.

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Whats white and rubs stuff out ? An albino with a rubber.

Why did the first monkey fall out of the tree? He died! Why did the second monkey fall out of the tree? He was attached to the first! Why did the third monkey fall out of the tree? He thought it was a game! Why did the fridge fall out of the tree? The branch broke! Why did Sally fall off her bike? She got hit by three monkeys and a fridge!

A man walks into a bar He wakes up from his coma 21 years later and learns that humans now serve pumpkins as gods.

why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

Two guys walk into a bar. The third one ducks.

What do you call a black guy that steals a car? A father desperate to save his dying son who doesn't have a car to drive to a hospital

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

What happens when a black man is swinging in a tree? He is enjoying the swing set I helped his father put up.

Why was the woman out of the kitchen? She was at her mother's funeral.

Did you hear about the Irish man that accidently killed himself,he farted in the bath & drowned trying to smell it

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

Q: What does a really poor kid say to his friends? A: I hate over working for 75 cents an hour...

An animal entered my house tonight ! It could only be one thing : A bear or a dog.

what do you call a guy with no arms or legs and wearing red and white in the ocean? a dead person and someone needs to call the cops cause thats terrible.

Why did the boys shout ZACHATTACK? Because zach was attacking

What happens when a fat guy falls ? Ohio has another earthquake.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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