- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

How many Italians does it take to change a light bulb....... 1

roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

What did the black man get his mom for Mother's Day? Some jewelry and a very nice card.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Your mum is dead, Just fucking with you! Kelvin Yang.

Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

What's big, yellow and if it fell from a tree it would kill you? A JCB!

Why did the faggot cross the road? Because he was a faggot.

Your mamma's so fat she has diabetes and may die because she may not be able to loose enough weight to keep her blood sugar at a regulated number.

What do you say to a cat with a helmet on? Silly cat, you rhyme with hat but you shouldn't wear one.

what does this mean: qiwiw98373jeu7e nothing significant, just shows the results of a mentaly disable student

So a priest and a rabbi walk into a bar. They order some wine and have an enjoyable evening.

Gay people: "Quit calling Justin Bieber gay, we don't want him either."

Just gonna stand there and watch me roar. But that's alright because I am a dinosaur.

What do you call a mexican with a driveable lawnmower? Rather wealthy.. He must have a secure job to pay for a home with a lawn, and a lawnmower.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, MAKE ME EAT LEMONS, I ATE U!

god sent down his only son, " his only son." so in gods eyes we are a bunch of girls.

A man went to his doctor and said, "Doctor, every time I hit my hand with a hammer, it hurts!" Then both him and his doctor died; so it didn't matter.

Q.What happens when Torres scores A. He doesn't

What's the number 1 tip to burning stomach fat? Lighting yourself on fire.

What's Hitler's favorite drink? Jews (meaning juice)

What's Pi times the square root of a panda's earlobe? Panda's do not have earlobes... thus the answer is inexplicable.

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