- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What is green and slow Grass.

Hey i just met you and this is crazy but your adopted banana

Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

How did the Mexican cross the border? He couldn't he didn't have legs

Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

A blind man walks into a bar. But he wasn't hurt badly and continued on his way.

What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

Why did the cookie go to the doctor, beause he was feeling really crumby...becuase he has testicular cancer

If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

you know whats better than lemonade? sex

Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

What's worse than seeing Charlie sheen in a Turkish bath house? Watching the direct tv commercial for the 100th time today

how do you confuse a blonde? tap her on both shoulders

whats black, white, and red all over? your mum

A white guy drives to Home Depot in order to get supplies for remodeling his kitchen. He notices a few Mexicans standing around outside. He decides not to racially profile them and continues on his own business.

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