What did the waffle say when the black guy started eating him? Nothing, because waffles are inanimate objects and therefore cannot talk.

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Yo mamma's so stupid she failed the SAT.

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roses are red grass is greener get in the bed and suck on my wiener

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Chlamydia

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When life gives you lemons.............. take them free stuff is awesome.

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Why did Timmy's face hurt? Because there was a frog stapled to it.

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Why did the director call cut? Because he was shot dead by Nazis.

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Q. How many grains of rice can you fit in an egg? A. Fire extinguisher.

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Why did the car stop To buy drugs

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chuck norris multiplied by zero equals zero.

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What did the black man say to the jew at a party Well hello i don't believe we met.

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What did the jew say to the black man? I'm jewish

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Why is the boy sad? He was getting bullied so he later on talked to a teacher and the bully and him settled their differences. The bullied boy still wishes the bully to go to hell.

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What do you call a kid that hasnt passes 7th grade? A 6th grader

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Haikus are good poems, They don't always make sense though, I saw a squirrel.

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men's rights activists

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In particle-joke physics, the antijoke is the extension of the concept of the antiparticle to the joke, where the antijoke is composed of antiparticles in the same way that the normal joke is composed of particles. Furthermore, mixing jokes and antijokes can lead to the annihilation of both, in the same way that mixing antiparticles and particles does.The result of antijoke meeting jokes is an explosion.[1]

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What is the difference between a ginger and a pile of bricks? nothing. nothing at all.

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Why did the baby die? Lack of oxygenated blood to the brain.

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What did the boy with cancer, no arms, and no legs get for his birthday? Nothing he was dead.

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How many Jews does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One. Screwing in a lightbulb is a simple, menial task, and the fact that the man was a Jew is irrelevant.

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Why was the school girl called a dork. Because a whale penis is called a dork, and she identically resembles a giant aquatic dick.

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Why did the White man scream when he saw a Black man? Because he was scared.

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Why isn't Michael Jackson good at chess? Because he's dead.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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