- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did the man sell the car and bought worse one? it' s his hoby to restore cars

There's my tractor.

What did Rihanna remember when she corrected Chris Browns tweets she can't remember last thing she saw was a fist

When life gives you Live Aid, celebrate the fact that you've just gone back in time 27 years and somehow cheated death temporarily.

So there is a muslum, then he flew a plane into a building and died a sudden death. But he was wearing a helmet.

whats brown and sticky? Doody

What's the difference between a Lamborghini and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a Lamborghini in my garage.

Why do black guys have ashy elbows? Because of 9/11

Guns don't kill people, books kill trees.

How many cops does it take to change a light bulb? None. They just beat it for being black.

Why was 6 afraid of seven? It isn't numbers are not sentiment objects therefore incapable of feeling fear

What did the amputee get for Christmas? Shot.

What do you call two black people on one bike? Unsafe. Regular bicycles are typically not suited for use by two people at once, black or otherwise. Riding on the handlebars is dangerous and can lead to serious injury.

Q; Whats the hardest part about nailing a dead baby to a wall? A; my dick while doing it.

Pickles

What do you call a black women serving 60 years in prison? A prisoner.

what did the chocolate bar say to the ice cream cone? nothing: chocolate bars can't talk

I don't understand what's so bad about a worm in your apple. Just get the proper software to clean it up, or even better, get a PC

Knock knock. Who's there? Josh. Lettuce who? I didn't say "lettuce"... I said Josh.

How many Anne Franks does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, cause she's dead.

Why did the black man vote for Obama in the presidential election? Every person over the age of 21 has an open opinion to vote for the person of their choice to run as president for a 4-year term.

How do you stop a black person from drowning?.. Take your foot off his head

Why Americans are so bad at League of Legends? Because they can't defend their towers.

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