Whats the difference between a rake and a sack of dead babys? i dont have a rake in my garage.

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Last Christmas I gave you my heart But the very next day Your body rejected it and you went into cardiac arrest, we both died

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Miley Cyrus Walked into a fence and fainted.

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If there's something strange in you neighbourhood, who you gonna call? my mate Jonno who has a gun.

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How many dead babies can fit in a barrel? 4 1/2

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A: How many women does it take to screw in a light bulb? Q: None! They shouldn't have to...

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Why is it hard to see a black man in the night? Because its dark out, and he's BLACK.

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a priest and a rabbi are walking down a road together the rabbi says: so your a priest how about that the priest says: fine ive read the bible a few times good book

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What happens when you shoot someone? They die.

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you know whats better than lemonade? sex

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five gay guys stand in a line is it a straight line

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If you call Dani a dog one more time, lick a gooch nut suckers. XoXo Jamie <3

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Did you know that if you write "Beatles" on a piece of paper, chop it up, put it in some cabbage soup, eat the soup, poop it out in a cup, and put the paper back together, it spells "Ringo <3 Arby's"?

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I'm shy. The last shitbender. How do you fit babies in that bowl? Get a blender.

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What did the child say after the priest touched him? Thank you for the ashes Father, have a blessed Lenten season.

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What is green and slow Grass.

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Why did the asbestos cross the road? Because it was being removed from an elementary school due to the fact that asbestos is an air pollutant which is regulated under section 112 of the Clean Air Act of 1970.

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The Blonde walked into a wall.

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Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust Whats worse than finding a repeated joke on anti joke? The holocaust

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Once upon a time there was a magical duck in a magical kingdom. Nothing interesting ever happened to it and it was eaten by a magical fox.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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