- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why did matt daly want to go to prison? to be fondled

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What do you do when your wife is about have a baby? Throw her off the balcony go into parking lot and reach into her mouth if you feel a leg stab her in the belly button untill her intestines are coming out and burn the body singing Elmo's world

Dennis: you can make anything out of coppersulfate Austin: But copper sulfate can make things out of you

My friends told me they found a dead women....they said they pissed on her........that was my mom

Roses are red Im adopted

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

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