what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

Why can't the man get a good jod? Because he did not go to college and there for did not get a good education.

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Two Christians are on their way to church. They stay for prayers and have a lovely lunch.

What do you get when a fat kid eats a donut... A Heart Attack.

If life give you lemons, throw them at people.

Why is Justin bieber gay? Because he is atracted to men

Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

whats the similarities between an xbox and michael jackson? there both made of plastic and they both get turned on by children

Knock Knock ...Does anybody know how to use a goddamn door bell these days?

Everything makes me look good, Rape doesn't look good on anyone, and it hurts everyone involved

Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, What the **** did i just do? I have no clue......

Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

Male leadership.

Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

My dad is lactose intolerant. He shouldn't eat cheese.

mitchell palmer sucks

Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

Why are anti jokes so repetitive? Because you're reading too many, get off your computer.

"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

Mahmy

why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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