Why did sally fall of of the swing she had no arms

roses are red violets are red i smell my wife nows shes dead

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cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Yo mama so stupid she got locked in a grocery store and starved to death

How does God choose who goes to heaven? I'm just kidding, there's no God.

A Mexican, a Jew, and a Colored guy walk into a bar, the bartender looks up and says: "What can I get you gentlemen today?"

Why did the black man walk into the catholic church? He was catholic.

Knock Knock. Who's there? Charles. Charles who? It's your brother Charles. I came straight here from the doctor. I was just diagnosed with stage 4 testicular cancer.

Paper or plastic? Yes...

Why was the wife laying on the ground crying? Because she wasn't in the kitchen making a sandwich for her husband

So a crippled guy rolls into a bar..

Why do women love Panera Bread? They think it's healthy.

What's the difference between a baby and a tea bag? Tea bags don't scream when I dip them in boiling water

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was Tuesday!

Yo momma so hairy she needs to shave herself.

how many flys in a box six --sticksack

Why can't Helen Keller drive? Because she's blind and deaf.

How did Mary fall off the swing? She got hit by a fridge.

I have read and agree to the Terms of Service

What did your mom get for christmas ? A stairstepper.

what did the black guy say to the white comedian? haha

Water is blue. Fire is red. Come on let me show you what happen in the bed.

What's the hardest part about watching a 2 year old get hit by a bus is? Trying not to laugh.

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