What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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A black guy and a white guy are walking down the sidewalk. As it suddenly begins to rain, what does the white guy say to the black guy? Nothing. They did not know each other.

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Why did the Jewish man bend down to pick up a penny? Because he had dropped it and required the penny as part of his payment for his food.

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What's black and white, and red all over? Nothing, those two events are mutually exclusive of each other.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

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^ That's not even funny ^

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An old jew, an irish man, and a young mexican woman in her mid 20's are on an island. They eventually become hungry to a extremely ravishing extent. The jew cries out: "I can't take the thought of consuming man, because I am only allowed to consume kosher" The Mexican says: "Alright" The Irishman says: "O.K. Until then lets head over to Timilio's... I hear they are a fine establishment and also serve Kosher meals."

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What do you call two black people in the same sleeping bag? A newly married couple on their camping adventure honeymoon.

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2 muffins are in a oven for 30 minutes, the baker then questions why he only baked 2 muffins.

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What does the kitty say to his owner? you've CAT to KITTEN right MEOW

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Why did the overweight black man wake up & then not get out of bed? He was paraplegic.

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How do you stop a black man from committing a crime? You throw him a basket ball.

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why did the girl cry while watching starwars? She was being raped

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How do you make a plumber cry? Kill his family.

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Why did the little girl run to her mother? Because she saw a police inspector, who had already tried to kill her several times that week, aiming a poison dart at her forehead.

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Once upon a time, there were two brothers jumping on a bed. The one stopped because the other fell off the bead and died.

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Who has two thumbs and lost them? Me but I can't really point at myself due to the lack of thumbs.

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What do you call a black person that plays golf? Jack, his name is Jack.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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