- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Alchohol.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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