Jerry Sandusky and two other men are on a cruise ship, when it suddenly starts to sink. The first man says, "save the children!" The second man says, "screw the children!" Jerry Sandusky drowned.

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how do you delete your joke off anti-joke? you don't.

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Me: Have you ever eaten Ethiopian food? You: No. Me: Neither have they.

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You know what the stupidest country in the world is? Equatorial Guinea

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Why did I post a joke on this website? Because I felt like it.

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Have you ever had Ethiopian food? No. Neither have they.

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Why do cow say moo? Because you touch yourself at night

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CAOIMHIN. IVE BEEN DOING MY WORK SINCE IVE STARTED THIS CLASS. YOU'VE STARTED THIS WHOLE THING. I WROTE BIG MAC'S AND THATS IT. SO STFU

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ejaculation JLR

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On a scale of 1 to Chris Brown how angry are you?

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theres a straight guy, a gay guy ,and a jew the weird part is the straight guy hits on the jew and the gay guy which make the situation all akward.

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Bro: Aww Dawg! What if they tell me I got da aids? Dawg!: Hey don worry bro, you gotta BE POSITIVE

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What's green and doesn't fly? A broken green helicopter.

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what did the astronomer say when he lost his telescope? where is my telescope?

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Why are reading anti-jokes so funny? Im not sure, i just read them and laughter ensues.

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Why did the boy fall of the swing? He had no arms or legs

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what did the banana say to the orange? nothing because a banana is a fruit

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Why can't you hear a pterodactyl going to the bathroom? Because dinosaurs died out 65.5 million years ago.

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What does society have in common with laundry? They both get ruined when you mix colors with whites.

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Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

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Why was the man crying? He has aids.

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Whats the difference between a black guy and a bench? Ones a person and the others a bench.

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We spent trillions of tax payer's money on the death of 1 man... wait that's not funny...

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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