- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the blond so easy,because ALL blonds are whores.

Why isn't Juley at school today? Oh Her father chopped off her arms and legs, gagged her, ripped out both eyes and threw her in a lake tied to cinderblocks!

What's black and Has 8 legs? Gang Rape.

Why do cows say moo? Because it's a cow

you know what? CHICKEN BUTT. butt of chicken ahahahaa

Why is a T-shirt like a topaz statue of the Archangel Gabriel? They both start with 'T'.

oh hai i'm al gore reduce ur carbon footprint lolz

when life gives you lemons, you should go to the hospital as you may have dyslexia

Why did the little boy chase after his ball? Because it rolled away

how many people with ADHD does it take to screw in a light bulb? wanna go ride bikes

Two whales are in a bar. One says, "whoaohaoahwoahwahoh" The other says, "Go home, Frank. You're drunk."

What did the asian kid do before he got a blood test? He studied.

BOYS ARE DUMB AND THEY SMELL FUNNY AND IM ANGRY

What did one apple say to the other apple? -Nothing, apples can't talk

What's worse then finding a worm in ur apple? Nothing it sucks and it's a waste of an apple

roses are gray, violets are grayer, f*ck this poem and listen to the slayer.

How do you drown a blonde? hold her head down until she stops breathing

A man walked into a bar. He needed 5 stitches.

What's the difference between Christians and Jews? The Holocaust. The Holocaust is the difference.

Why did the man run over Suzy? He was a serial killer

whats worse than 2 jews 3 jews

Why didn't he finish his

Romeo and Juliet both die at the end of the book. HAHAHAAHAHAHAHAHAHAAHHAAHA i just screwed you guys over.

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