What is blue and has to deal with a vagina. Blue waffle you know who has that Jews But the jews got it from the gassing and the gassing got it from hitlers wifes piss but the blue waffle came from the lesbian she had sex with when she was doing her lesbian phase but the lesbian got it from her father and the father got it from his wife.

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What is the best way to deal with a broken ankle? Ear Lobes.

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"what did the priest say to the rabbi?" "what" "my religions better

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I ran out of anti-jokes. However, here's a cool math puzzle. 492 357 816 Using every number from 1-9, each row added up equals to 15, horizontally, vertically, and diagonally. Here's another cool word play TEA URN BAY Words horizontally are Tea, Urn, Bay Words vertically are Tub, Era, Any Words diagonally are Try, Bra

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why is walmart so big? Years ago a man named Sam Walton had a vision for one stop shopping and affordable low prices. And it goes without saying that being a one stop shop must mean you have a lot of inventory thus the size of walmart is a lot larger to hold and support the increased mass of inventory that a typical person should or could ever possibly need all in one place.

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what would Jesus do? Get crucified and die.

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What is wrong with black stereotypes? Nothing! Basketball is pretty fun if you try it!

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Guess what? That is actually a ridiculously broad question, and I can be referring to anything. You really have no chance in guessing "what" is. As a matter of fact, I can just be thinking about a thought of something else, which is not even a concrete thing. Therefore, you really have no chance of guessing what "what" actually is. So I win. You lose.

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Q: Why did Timmy cry? A: You would too if you had your arm cut off

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Whats is worse than a dog bite? A shark bite. Whats worse than a shark bite? The Holocaust.

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What falls down, but never gets back up? A dead person.

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Ok class, we are doing arts and crafts today, but remember, have fun and be creative... Thats what she said

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What did the bank clerk say to the robber when he demanded all the money in the drawer? "Okay."

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Why can't Chuck Norris die? He can, he's just a normal human being.

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Q: What's so funny about medical records? A: You're not the one dying.

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Q: What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? A: Pfft. Stupid. Apples are for healthy people. Go for the ice cream. There's no worms in that.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? So he could get to the hospital before he lost to much blood from his stab wound.

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Why didn't the jew spend his paycheck? He wanted to save money for the future

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What did the Republican say after he got off the ferris wheel but before he went on the roller coaster? "Boy, that ferris wheel sure was fun! Now I will ride the roller coaster!"

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This Irishman walked into a pub and then drank hard liquor for the next 3 hours.

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Why did the bus drop his icecream? He was hit by a boy

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the car? "Get in the car Robin."

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Why Was the student driver using his cell phone in the car? Because he had gotten in a mild accident with a midsized sedan so he was quickly dialing his AAA agent for roadside assistance so he can get back to his loving family and three children

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Why did the couple stop at the stop sign? Because it's the law.

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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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