knock knock... who's there? uninterrupted cow uninterrupted cow who?? exactly....

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Why is moral man a great Cerebrity? you would not get it, its too cerebral... Moral: I SAID LEAVE HIM ALONE PLEAAAAAAAAAASE! BUAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHA!

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There's a Christian preist, Jesus, and a Jewish rabi on a boat. They want to go fishing, but they forgot the sunscreen, the bait, and the fishing line. The Christian preist walks across the water and goes and gets the Sunscreen. Jesus walks across the water and gets the bait. The Jewish rabi steps out of the boat and drowns. Jesus turns to the Priest and says, "Do you suppose we should have told about the underwater bridge?"

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Knock Knock Who's there? The electrician, I'm here to fix your door bell.

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What do you get when you put a baby in a blender New Doritos Dip

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What should you do if you have a 10 inch penis? Subtly tell the world via an anti-joke

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A Palestinian woman asks a man for directions. She is promptly stoned to death.

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Knock Knock Who's There The police, your under arrest.

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What did the man on the moon say? ...Im on the moon.

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A homeless guy walked up to me and said "Any change?", to which I replied, "Nope, your still homeless". We laughed and laughed. The he stabbed me.

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"So, what do you fancy doing tonight?" "Does it matter? We'll end up doing what you want anyway..."

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Jack and Jeff went up a hill to fetch a pail of water, They both turned gay, and had some sex, and now they have HIV

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Q: What's worse than biting into an apple and finding a worm? A: Being caught by the store manager, arrested, convicted, and thrown into jail for petty theft and then getting ass-raped for the next 3 months all because you wanted to check an apple without paying for it.

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What was the blind man doing on the bridge? Getting struck by lightning.

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What's black and white and red all over? A black, white, and red shirt.

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Dead girls can't say no.

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What did the litlle boy get for christmas? The toy which he could only dream about. His father got cancer.

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Knock knock Who's there? Eiiiiijajajaajaja EIIIIJAAAA

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roses are red violets are blue show me your bed i wanna fuck you oh and roses are red violets are blue nice tits.

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What did the customer say to the waiter when he found a fly in his soup? Sorry to bother you on your break, but why didn't I get a fly in MY soup?

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Why did the ANTI-JOKE book cry? -It wasn't funny

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Two babies are playing in a sand box.. They both start crying because they get sand in their eyes

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Yo mama's so fat, she has low self-esteem.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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