- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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A gorilla walks into a bar. It goes on a killing spree, and is promptly put down by animal control.

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Have you heard of the mute man that kept telling people he could not talk? Its funny because its true.

Alchohol.

How many babies can you fit on a ferris wheel? None, babies aren't allowed to ride

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

What's plastic and kids turn it on... A xbox.

What's worse than sitting through a boring class? Sitting on a bus that a terrorist is about to blow up.

Why did the Asian boy drop his milk? Because he had a stroke.

A gay man walks down a street before being stabbed to death by a homophobe.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

What happened when the car hit the man? He died.

what's black and white and red all over? nothing... it's red

What is the difference between a Jew and pizza? Pizza does not scream when it goes in the oven.

They see me rollin' They hatin' Patrolin they try to catch write a joke Try to catch me write a joke Try to catch me write a joke (tootle loo, I see you ;)

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

knock knock whos there santa santa who .....long pause he doesnt exist now go shoot urself

what did the robber say to lady gaga to get her in the car?get in the car or i shoot you i just want your money!!

When life gives you a pack of Kools, make Kool-Aid.

Why is Henrik so AWESOME? Cos HE just IS!!!!

whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? having your titties super glued to a triceritops' as cheeks while the triceritops has chronic diahrea

What color is Michael Jackson? Pale because he's dead.

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