- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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I don't often drink beer, but when I do, I make the poor decision to attempt to drive while intoxicated, kill a pedestrian, and end up in jail with a hangover, a DUI, and an account of vehicular homicide. Don't drink and drive simultaneously.

10 years later...... a baby is born in Japan and has 26 toes due to radiation

How many tickles can you give an octopus? Ten tickles

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Now that we got our colors straight. Hey, how ya doin?

Alchohol.

Why did the man stop going to his local doctor? Because they put highly poisen liquids in the shots

Rebecca Black just died, she walked into a stadium and was overwhelmed by the amount of seating choices.

During a boxing match, a white man faces an Asian. The Asian loses. Next the white man faces a Mexican. The Mexican also loses. Now the white man faces a black man. "Aw screw it!"

What's the difference between an apple? An red fox's enzyme defragmenting on tue.

Why did the man eat the apple? He had just witnessed a cow butchering and decided to become a vegitarian the moment he got home. He now lives in 1st degree depression because of what he saw 2 hours ago.

The feds ruined the first underground, so in order for this to not happen you joined them?

A rooster lays an egg on the tip of a roof. Which side does it fall to? Roosters don't lay eggs

A jew, a homosexuel and a black guy are on a plane. It crashes and they all die in horrible circumstances.

What do you call a man with a spade in his head? ...An innocent, family orientated murder victim. X

ASIAN- Look me in the eyes Normal human being- open them

Why did the girl cry? She got hit by a bus.

Did you hear about the guy who fed his dog his baby? No Oh

How are grapes and squirrels similar? They're both purple. Except for the squirrel.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

What happend to the dude who couldnt fart He blew up

What do you call a bug stepped on 47 times, then burned to a crisp? Dead

What do you give a black man for his Christmas? A gift that you feel would suit his personality so that he may draw enjoyment from said gift.

My name is me I like fired chicken!

Why are there so many blacks in prison? The rest of this joke has been removed to avoid causing offence

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