What did the muffin, say to the other muffin? Nothing. Because muffin's are inanimate objects, therefore incapable of speech, or any other sentient action. They baked quietly until the man who was baking them came to the conclusion they were fit for consumption, devoured them, and went on with his day.

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whats worse than a baby in a dumpster? A baby in ten dumpsters.

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Knock Knock Who's there? The Gastapo

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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Mary had a little lamb And a side of fries.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because Henry threw it well.

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How do you kill a blonde? The blonde you were planning on killing, Bridget, arrives home from a rather tiring run. She lets her hair down from her ponytail, and since it is rather long, it brushes against her round breasts. Even though she is a little sweaty, you realize what a beautiful woman she is, and you decide not to kill here. You instead ask her to marry you, and after she replies "yes", with tears of joy streaming down her face, you two make passionate love in the front seat of your 2011 Cadillac Escalade.

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What did Timmothy get when he got back from his vacation in a tropical destination? Malaria.

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i found the cure to cancer.......AIDS

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What did the bolt say to the wall?? nothing ,they just screwed.

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What's worse than a papercut? why do you insist on asking me these questions?

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A priest, a rabbi, and a muslim cleric walk into a bar. In Syria. Dead children.

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What's the hardest part of a vegetable to eat? The wheelchair.

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How many Jews can you fit into a Volkswagen? Probably around seven.

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Yo mammas so fat she wears big clothes!

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What's long, hard, and in my pants? The SAT's... I lied about it being in my pants.

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two kids see a girl naked in the woods They walk away promptly to their homes and tell their mothers.

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I C U P White stuff

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Knock Knock Who's there? Who Who who? Hoodini

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what do you call a girl with a pumpkin spice coffee in her hands? Jenifer

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Why did the toilet paper roll? Because it isn't rock!

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A guy walked into a bar a hundred years ago and but a pint of whiskey. He is dead now.?

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What is your name? My name is Jeff

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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