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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the little boy let go of his balloon? Because I was raping his face.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

What's the difference between and orange? The horse wasn't wearing a saddle.

Why did Dan fall of his bicycle? Because somebody threw a refrigerator at him.

Knock Knock whos there? brad are you thomas brad are you thomas who? for goodness are you a parot or something

Barak Obama, Justin Bieber, and Lindsey Lohan all jump out of a plane. all of their parachutes deploy. except Justin Bieberrs, he then dies of cancer

Why did Lucy fall off the swing? Someone chucked a fridge at her.

A man walks into his room with a DVD and a box of kleenex. The DVD is a wedding video of his now dead wife.

What did the prostitute say to the president of the United States? Good morning Mr. President. She had managed to leave the sex industry, finished her education and was doing secretarial work in the White House.

Identical jokes get different amounts of votes

Why are apples cheaper than lemons? Because you have to pay less money then lemons to buy them

How do you make a little girl cry twice? Rub your bloody dick on her teddy bear

What do you do if a goose comes flying towards you? Duck.

A jewish man walks into a bar, has a drink, and goes home to his wife.

Inbreeding is really funny if you think about...

What happened when the young child fell off of the swing? He broke open his head causing him to be sent to the hospital for 3 weeks.

How do you tell the difference between a politician and a reindeer? A politician is an employee who works under a strict firm of a government department while a reindeer is a large, grazing ungulate in the family Cervidae that is native to subarctic polar regions of North America.

Did you know Helen Keller has a pool? no oh well she does.

What is the difference between my pet goldfish and an african village? My pet goldfish has water.

What would you do if I jumped down your throat when you were talking? That would never happen, as it's impossible to even climb into somebody's mouth.

You can pick your ur nose u can pick ur friends u just can't pick ur friends nose.

John Jacob Jingleheimer Schmidt has a really long name.

Seven monkeys jumping on the bed. One fell off and bumped his head! Momma called the doctor, And the doctor said, "I'm sorry, Mrs.Monkey, but your son has suffered a severe concussion, and will be severely mentally impaired for the rest of his life."

What's the difference between Jesus and a painting? It only takes one nail to hang up a painting.

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