- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black man with a guitar? His name

What do you call a white guy in a mostly black neighborhood? His name.

What is worse than being killed in a car crash? Having your girlfriend in the car with you.

Try this on some random person on the street... You: "Excuse me sir, do you know how to get to Farnsworth Street?" Man: "Sorry, no" You: "OK, you go straight ahead, then turn left on the second street. Continue about 200 feet, then......"

Why does Amy leave Dan? Dan gets hit by a bus.

Have you seen stevie wonders house? neither has he.

Why did the Mexicans climb the fence? When they were tossing frisbee and accidentally tossed it into their neighbors yard and they had to go get it.

What's the difference between a blonde and a bowling ball? A blonde is a human woman and a bowling ball is an inanimate object used for the popular sport of bowling.

What did the gay man receive for christmas? AIDS

what do German people eat at BBQ ' s ? burgers and hotdogs and kebabs and fried chicken with a garnish of summer salad washed down with a cold mouth tingling glass of coca cola and jews

We are few Nero, too few, if I want to split my money with you, would it help you find true happiness?

Yo mama's so white that she has to use lots of sunscreen to prevent from getting sunburned.

whatt dont w do you call a person with legs that dont work Crippled

What is fat and ginger? No...Not Garfield...Rebeka Tims

What's the sexiest thing on a farm? It depends on what you find sexy, and your personal perception of a farm.

What do you call somebody who votes for Donald Trump? A voter. What do you call somebody who votes for Hillary Clinton? A voter.

What do a chicken and a grape have in comon? - They're both purple, except for the chicken.

Fact: Nine out of ten Americans believe that out of ten people one will always disagree with the other nine.

If a tree falls in the woods and no one is around to hear it, then they probably won't hear the lumberjack's cries for help either.

theres a taco and a blonde...who eats who? the blonde eats the taco.

Why did Jonathan choose to watch something else other than Geordie Shore? Jonathan is intellectual.

Blonde Girl: Why is this green-painted man throwing forks at me?! Green-Painted Man: It is confusing you, no?

How do you make a mime make noise? Throw a brick at his face

Why did the school fall? Because a hurricane hit.

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