What do a blonde and a good beer have in common? They both go down easy.

KONY 2012! *world rises up cheering in spontaneous patriotism for Africa* Leader of KONY 2012 arrested for public masturbation

Why didn't Sebastian get out of the forest? Because he got brutally murdered by a big bad wolf

Why couldn't the pirate enter into the movie? Because he's dead.

Why does everyone tell black jokes? Because everyone hates black people.

What did the girl tell her abusive boyfriend Girl: You broke my heart! Boyfriend: I'm gonna break your face.

who has less of a soul then you? a ginger

A princess kisses a frog to aquire a prince.. then gets arrested for beastiality.

Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

Your mama is so fat, we are all seriously concerned about her health.

What's the difference between a piece of chicken and a black guy? One is delicious and the other isn't good for your health.

What do you call it when you have sex with a black man? Sex

What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

what did spiderman say before he saved mary jane? ill save you mary jane.

Why did the boy chuck a fridge at the other boy? Because he broke his toy train.

How do black people vote? They go to their polling place, register, then vote for their candidate on election day.

whats the difference between a ferrari in my garage, and a pile of dead babies in my garage. I do not have a ferrari but i do have a pile of dead babies

How do u kill a black man You don't or else u will get intouble for murder but u can if u want there r many ways

…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

How many blondes does it take to finish a math test? 1 if she isn't copying.

What did the catholic priest do to the little boy in the Confessions Took his confessions

why did the chicken cross the road? IDGAC

What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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