- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

I used to have a shirt just like yours, except it was green. And it was a bicycle.

What's worse than dieing? Not much.

What do you call a ginger in an oven? A ginger in an oven

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what does a slim jim taste like? there is no answer because everyone has a different amount of taste buds

What did john say to dave when his grandfather died ?

Why do we have brown eggs? Because black people have sex with chickens

A woman walks up to a man in a supermarket and asks him where she can find the potatos. He says "I think they are all the way at the end on aisle 3" "Thanks" she says. Then she gets to aisle 3, and there aint no potatos!!!!

Whats green and has wheels? Grass...i lied about the wheels

Your mom is so environmentally conscious, she recycles a great deal.

What's better then a bad anti joke? A Good anti joke.

What happened to the chicken that crossed the road? It got ran over by a car!

what kind of road kill is green and smells like cookies?

What do you call a bunch of white people walking down a cliff? Avalanche

why did the plane crash?.............the pilot was a tomato

Q - Why did the baby spit out his dummy? A - Because i stabbed him.

Why don’t stores sell mouse-flavored cat food? It’s a matter of marketing; tuna, chicken and liver flavors sound much more palatable to the humans buying the pet food.

Do you want to hear a joke? Well you can't because you are reading this

what did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Grggglgluglguggarglegerrrllggglge"

In Soviet Russia, Joseph Stalin killed a lot of people and there was nothing funny about it.

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N-E Pats never cheated

Knock Knock Who's there? Santa Santa who? Imwatching you!

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