What do a priest, a rabbi, and an asian have in common? They all don't know each other.

You're mom is so slutty, she has sex with many men.

What do you do if some idiot throws a grenade at you? Pull the pin and throw it back.

A dog says to a horse "Hey, why the long face?" the horse just looks at him.

A man agreed with a camel. The camel didn't agree. ... (This joke does only make sense in the Dutch language.)

Why did the dinosaur cross the road? It couldnt because a chicken was obscuring its path.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage in my hand.

What did one Japanese man say to the other? I don't know, I don't speak Japanese.

What do an elephant and a can of soup have in common? They both can't ride a bike

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Knock Knock. Who's There? Nobody, this is a metaphorical door..

My house is on fire I'll probably die posting this joke

What did Santa say when he came to drop off your toys? Nothing. Santa doesn't exist.

How many licks does it take to get to the center of a tootsie pop? That is not nearly as important as how to cure cancer so let's not worry about it.

What's the difference between me and an animal? I'm human

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What did the lawyer say to the other lawyer? We're both lawyers.

Whats the difference between a squirrel and a grape? They're both squirrels but ones a grap...

Can you get me a stapler,but make sure it has staples or else I won't be able to staple anything

Whats red and smells like blue paint? Red Paint

How many footballs fit in a glass of liquid. none, this football is HUGE!!!

What is the diffrence between you and I. I am not sure because i have not meet you yet

Why'd the plane crash? Because the pilot was an orange.

Two muffins are in an oven. They say absolutely nothing because they're muffins and not sentient.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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