Why did the blond cross the road? The police officer who arrested her for shoplifting parked his car on the other side of the street.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He believed pedestrians had the right

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"Knock, Knock." "Who's There?" "Banana."

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Why is a duck? Because one leg is both the same.

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why was the baby crying? cause his abusive father broke his arm.

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Have you heard about the Polish princess? There isn't one. The Polish monarchy was abolished in 1918.

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mitchell palmer sucks

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know... I thought no one knew the answer to that question...

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what's worse than 10 dead babies in one trash can? 1 baby in ten trash cans

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23 convicts were showering. One of them dropping his soap bar. The person next to him picked it up, and the one who dropped it said thanks.

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a white man a black man and an asian man had a few drinks at a bar. they all died from alcohol poisoning

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DID YOU HEAR THE FBI INVENTED A TELEPHONE THAT THEY CAN USE TO CALL THE DINOSAURS? ITS TRUE! Them DAMN DINOS REFUSE TO PICK UP THEIR CELLPHONES THOUGH! Nero: This is not completely accurate though, a T-Rex called us twice actually, but he just kept roaring, making communication impossible... ...That sad moment when you post a totally non ofensive joke, then to tell you that I might your father, me or one of the sixthy guys that bukkaked your mother which was sucking off a dog and... Anyway problem solved!

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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What did one door say to the other door? Nothing, cause doors don't talk.

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What do you get when you cross a taco with a a bungee cord? An inedible taco.

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Do you know what a zombie smells like? Death

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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What do you call a green dog? A green dog.

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Two cows grazing by the road. One says hey what's all this about mad cows running around? I wonder what is it like? The other says I don't know I'm a helicopter.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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