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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the bus driver tell the black man to get to the back of the bus? Because all the seats up front were full and its dangerous to stand in a moving vehicle

A woman walks in a confessional booth and proceeds to tell the priest about how she killed and ate her baby in a fit of hysteria because she is having issues dealing with her fresh divorce. The priest does not call 911.

Why did the man go to McDonalds? Because he was a pedophile.

What's worse than being eaten by a giant bear? Hitler.

Roses are red Roses are white and I one time saw a purple one

i've got a little something for you. in fact it's so small you can't see it. it's called spermatazoa

what do you do when you see a black man limping across your frontyard? you stop laughing an reload.

You're rowing a canoe upstream and a wheel falls off, how many pancakes can you fit in a dog house? None because icecream doesn't have bones.

how do you make a quiet person talk? you water-board them

Why was a black man in a police car? He is a police officer.

What kind of mother doesn't do laundry? A dead one.

Q. What's the difference between a duck? A. One of it's legs.

How do you stop a baby from crying? Slit its throat

What is green, red, and goes 70 mph? A frog in a blender

Knock Knock! Who's There? Billy Sup Billy, come on in!

What did the homeless man get for Christmas? Frostbite

Friend: Dude are you going to see the hunger games? Me: But i alreay seen it Friend: Dafuq? its not even out yet. Me: African children invented the hunger games. Friend: -.-

A mormon walks into a bar. The Bartender says "What can I get you" The Mormon says "Sparkling Water please. In my religion we don't drink alcohol."

What is square, brown, and smells funny? A box with a dead body in it.

Why did the plane crash The pilot, being an uneducated pilot, crashed the plane as he didn't have proper training, and the whole of the passengers died.

What's black and white and nailed to the floor? A skunk that's nailed to the floor.

Why did the woman make the man a sandwich? Because the man severed his spinal cord and is no longer able to move any of his limbs.

What did the farmer say to the cow that asked for food? No.

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