How did the chicken perform the bank robbery? It was crossing the road and cluelessly walked into a bank, and EVERYONE in that bank had Chickenphobia so they just GAVE him the money...

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Why did Suzie die? She ate too many fried twinkies.

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do you know what was a good idea? not last night

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What do you get when you cross an owl, with a bungee cord?..... My ass.

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A Rabbi walks into a bar. He does not order any alcoholic beverages, because Orthodox Jews aren't allowed to consume alcohol except for certain times and religious customs.

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Why did the clock say 10:30? It was a digital clock!

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Fuzzy Wuzzy was a bear, Fuzzy Wuzzy had no hair. Fuzzy Wuzzy had stage 4 skin cancer.

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Q:What's brown and tastes like shit? A:Shit

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I'm rick james bitch

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Why did the woman call 911? Fire.

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What do you call white people on a bench? NBA What do you call black people on a bench? RTA

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How do Germans treat the Jewish? Kindly, and with much hospitality.

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What does it mean when the drummer drools out of both sides of their mouth? That they may have had a stroke and you should immediately call 911.

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What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

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Why was Timmy sad? While helping his dad hang Christmas light, he got tangled up in them and fell down. While falling he grabbed a wire, which caused a spark. This spark lit the house on fire. Since he broke most of the bones in his body from falling he could not run away. The house proceeded to collapse an poor Timmy seriously injuring and hideously disfiguring him. By the time the ambulance got there, Timmy was the only survivor for his parents died of smoke inhalation. Since he had no other living relatives he was forced to live in an orphanage for the rest of his childhood. That is why Timmy is sad.

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What did the Brontosaurus say to the Triceratops? Nothing. Neither of them have ever existed.

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A man walks into a bar and probably sustains serious head injuries and possibly a concussion as most bars are usually made out of solid metals such as iron or steel and is therefore not permitted by his doctor to engage in sports or other rigorous activities for an allotted period of time depending on the degree of his injury.

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Why did the chicken crose the rode? Because there was a 10 foot scorpion chaseing it

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Why did the chicken cross the road? There is no reason. Chickens don't have the thinking skills to reason.

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A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

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A:how many notzies dose it change a light bulb B:none they made the jewish do it. :(

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What’s brown and hairy? Brown hair.

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What goes up and down, up and down, up and down, forever? An insult to Newtonian physics.

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What`s the best part about twenty-three year olds? there are twenty of them

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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