"Never trust what the internet says." - Abraham Lincoln

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What has feet, but no legs? An alien.

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Why did Suzy cross the road? She didn't she got hit by a bus. Knock, knock! Who's there? Not Suzy!

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Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Banana. Banana who? Knock! Knock! Who's there? Orange. Orange who? Orange you glad this joke is over?

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What did the man do when he ran out of milk? He went to the store to get some more milk!

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How many dead babies can you fit in the trunk of a car? Depends on the car.

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Q- Why? A- Why not?

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…What did you put in the drink that made me fart, and kill my horse?

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Q: What is the difference between a potato chip and a frog? A: Neither one of them is a flower.

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Knock knock. The door was not answered because, rather than rapping upon the door with his knuckles twice consecutively, Joseph simply said the onomatopoeia verbs vocally. He intended to wish his neighbor and dear friend of twenty years the best of luck with his current situation, as his neighbor had been recently divorced from a marriage of forty-eight years. Joseph then walked home, because intruding upon his friend's privacy would have befuddled him even further.

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How do you find out a chinese's name? Ask him/her

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Why did Gina laugh? Because something was funny.

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why should not women able to vote? because their stupid and should not vote at all

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your so fat. your fat!

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Knock Knock. Who's there? The Ambulance. Ambulance who? Sir, we're going to need you to come down to the hospital, your son is dead.

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Did you know, I have a black man in my family tree? He works for a lawn service.

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how do u get a bonar? u look at your mum!!

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You can teach a man to fish but you cant teach a fish to man

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A man walks into a haunted house and screams. He had arrows on a nail.

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"Imagine a World Without Free Knowledge" -I'm not imagining, thanks Wikipedia!

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Do not be unreasonable now, as for the twenty five million dollars, it is the least I can do, but if we cannot agree upon acting with some reason and dignity, as refraining from insults, then no conflict will ever be solved... ...I will send you my contact information shortly, expect the money within the week, three or four days tops. Would you be interested in learning more about our order? We make good use of people such as you. With all due respect, I would not exactly lend my sister to anybody that brags about engaging into intercourse with his own sister.

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If you're American when you go into the bathroom , and you're American when you go into the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom. Ha, joke is on you because Americans don't pee.

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What happens when a toad is struck by lightning? The same thing that happens to everything else.

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what did the little girl with no legs and no arms get for christmas? Cancer

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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