Why was the black person sent to the back of the bus? All of the front and middle seats were taken.

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Yo mama's so fat that when she went to go get an x-ray, they had to use the one they have at the zoo.

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Q: What does Harry Potter say when he answers the phone? A: "No, she's dead. This is her son."

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Q: Whats A Schoolbus Full Of Black Children??? A: A Rotten Banana!!!

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Why did the fat kid rob a pizza shop? Because he happened to like pizza.

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Why couldn't the cat drink milk? It Didn't have a face.

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What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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Who died first the cow or the cow? The Cow

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a blond, a brunette, and a redhead are stuck on top of a mountain. they freeze to death and the rescue team discovers their frozen bodies two days later.

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What's the difference between acne and Michael Jackson? One is a an unsightly blemish that appears on your skin and the other is a dead pop singer.

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Why aren't dragons real? Because if any animal were to breath fire (let alone have a gland that produced it), they would cease to live for their necks would scorch from the inside out.

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What did the man say to the woman before he had sex with her? "May I have sex with you, please?"

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Your mum's so fat, she should probably consult her local GP to insure she doesn't die of a cardiac arrest.

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Why don't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead!!!!

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How do you stop a baby from crawling in circles? Pick it up and put it in a crib, like a responsible parent.

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Why did the man have no friends? He mudered and ate someone in '86 and is rotting in prison.

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Why did William commit suicide? Because his grandmother had recently died of terminal cancer. His mother left him on the front step when he was two, and moved to Tennessee with her baby daddy.

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What happed when the homeless shelter went out of business? -Everyone went hungry and died.

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Q: Why did the little boy fall off the swing? A: Because he was hit by a bus, and then was raped violently. He is currently undergoing psychotherapy.

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what looks about a computer which has two wheels? a bike. i lied about the computer...

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Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

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A man and his wife go out to dinner, after dinner they return home safely and the man kisses his wife good night. He then leaves his house, and goes to a bar with another women. He is a polygamast and it is socially acceptable in his village.

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An englishman, an irishman amd a scotsman were walking down the street. What a fine example of unionism

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What did the two best friends do before the asteroid hit the Earth? They hugged each other goodbye.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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