Whats worse than bitting into a apple and finding a worm? Being the worm who just lost nearly half his whole house because some jerk decided to eat an apple on the ground, whom after eating the apple destroyed the worms self-esteem by making the comparison to the worse thing possible. Or being raped by Zeus in the form of a worm.

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Why couldn't the boy talk? He had his fathers hairy scrote was in his mouth

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"Merry Christmas, Mom! My gift to you is...ME!" "I brought you into this life you disrespectful brat!" He then proceeds to a cliff.

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How does a penguin make pancakes out of skis? Purple because it's the best.

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Q: What do you call a black person living in the United States? A: An African American.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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What do you call a fish with no I's Animal cruelty

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How do you starve a zombie? You dont, they are allready dead.

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.Ttwo guys walked into a bar. The third one ducked.

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jews

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what does an adhd kid that causes all kind of trouble get? a buncha ass whoopins and some meds to dope his ass up

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What's big and purple? Barney

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What happens when two Mexicans walk up to blonde and a red head sitting in car? The Mexicans attempt to smash the windshield with crowbars because they have issues with anger. The redhead turns on the car and reverses safely.

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How do you describe a cranky rapist? Cranky and rapist

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What do you call a discrase of a living enviorment? African huts there so muddy

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Someone dies every second. That's 60 a minute. 3600 a hour. 86,400 a day. 604,800 a week. 31,536,000 a year. But thankfully- I don't live in Zimbabwe.

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What did the orange say to the apple? “To be sentient is truly unbearable without sexual organs.”

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Why did the mailman say hi to you? He was trying to be friendly

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Q: What did the Rabbi say to the butcher? A: "Do you have the time?"

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What's blue and smells like red paint Blue paint.

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Laughter is the best medicine. No, Heroin is.

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Science debated on whether Dinosaur hide was like leather But though quite absurd They thought, like a bird Velociraptor was covered in feathers.

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why is caleb mears sucha perv? becasuee its calebbbb ahahahahahahah

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So there's this big ass bronco right? It goes to a store and it asks Ben Roethlisberger "Do you know where I can find some girls to rape?" Ben Roethlsiberger says "In aisle 5" so the moose goes down to aisle 5 but there aint no girls!

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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