- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the flag say to the pole? It dosnt

What is the biggest lie that's still close to the truth? You came out of your momma's asshole.

y does byonce sing to the left? because black people have no rights

What is the difference between a circle and a cylinder? dunno

Your mum is SO fat... She died of a heart attack

Why can't dogs fly? Because they do not have wings.

Did you hear about the dyslexic insomniac that stayed awake all night wondering if there really is a dog?

What did the robet say to the centipede? Stop being a centipede. Its funny becuase the robot had no arms.

Yo mama is so fat, we are all concerned about her weight.

A horse walks into a bar, Bartender says why the long face? and the horse says, i have horse aids

Q: Whats blue and white and if it fell out of a tree it could kill you? A: A tree wearing a denim jacket.

Send creepy emails to this email address: matt.harrington@highlandcatholic.org

being sober in a bar fight

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

A dyslexic man walks into a bra. He is promptly arrested for sexual harassment.

Why was Timmy strong? Because his dad injected steroids through his asshole.

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven was a terrorist.

Maroon 5 to a bitch: Cross my heart and hope to die... wait why don't i just kill you bitch!

How do u get a dog to sit? Teach it to sit then tell it to sit.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Roses are Red Violets or Red Trees are Red HOLY SH*T MY GARDEN'S ON FIRE!

What do you call a blonde person? By her name.

Why did Anakin tell Luke he was his father? Because honest people never lie

when life gives you lemons, you make lemonade. when life gives you melons, you are soon diagnosed with dyslexia.

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