- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Roses are red, Facebook is blue, we have mutual friends, and violets are blue and roses are red. FRIDGE

What's faster than the speed of light? Not a car

What do Jay Williams, Lebron James, Candace Parker and Maya Moore have in common? They were all winners of the Morgan Wootten Player of the Year Award.

Is that a banana in your pants or do you just have an abnormally large penis?

What do you call a dog with 3 legs? Just because it has 3 legs dosnt mean you have to call it anything different

Whats black and white and red all over? A dead zebra

Kidding, not trucing, Dylan sucks prick. Brock likes his mums butt.

Rose are red, Violets are blue, I have AIDS, Now so do you.

12 niqqa 12.

What did the fat man order at McDonalds? Nothing, he was on a diet

batman farted so hes retarded

If you say "Hi" to every tree you pass, is that being environmentally friendly?

What time is it when an elephant jumps over your fence? Actually, elephants don't jump.

Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

Why did the boy get coal in his stalking. Cause he wants to be a geologist and that's what he asked for.

Why did the bus drive off the cliff? It's driver happened to be a tomato.

Jack, John, Justin, Joseph and Jimmy walk into a bar. They order a pint of beer and start wondering what their names have in common.

What's worse than finding your whole family dead? Nothing. Finding your family dead is terrible.

What did the statue say to the other statue? stat-you?

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

What did Tarzan shout when he saw the elephants coming? "Here come the elephants!"

Why did the elderly lady cross the road? Because an atomic bomb was exploding behind her

Why was King Triton mad at Ariel? Her grades were under the C.

Have you seen stevie wonders new house No Neither has he

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