Ding dong Who's there Electricity

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i quit soccer because science happened and then i forgot how to screw in a lightbulb

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Lasers are red, Tasers are blue, and I will use them, to kill you!

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Why was little timmy crying? He walk in on his dad molesting a minor.

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Q: Why is little Timmy living without his parents? A: He is ninety seven years old!

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How many ADD kids dose it take to screw in a light bulb? one; the attention deficit disorder dose not take away the ability too screw in a light bulb.

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A buddhist walks up to a hotdog stand asks the server to make him one with everything

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A mermaid found a magic lamp at the bottom of the ocean. She rubbed it and a cat with 9 lives came out so he didn't drown.

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Why did the boy fart on his sister? Because he was sitting on her, and happened to pass gas.

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What did the dog say to the human? Nothing really. Dogs technically "speak" through barking.

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what's the worst part about owning a prius? telling your parents you're gay

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Why did the girls hair catch on fire her neighbor bullied her

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Obama holds the most records for Multikills with Drones. Mu-mu-muuuultiiikilllll.

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How do you get Pikachu on a Bus? Pikachu Is A Fictional Charecter.

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Whats better then a guard llama two Guard llamas

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why did the blue berry cross the road

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You know whats annoying? Steve

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Two rolls are hanging on a wall..... On falls down and the other ones name is Erwin

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Hah, I bet a faggot that lost his balls in the war is "above" such things as seduction and all things straight! 25 million US dollars, send them to me within a week, or I will hunt you down by tracking down every single one of your fucking followers (all six of them), and make you wish you where dead. And tell me where you live, send me your sister so I can rape her, send me your boyfriend so I can cut him to pieces, send my your children so I can make sure your genes stop, send my your mothers tits so I can hang them on my wall, and kill your father and post the shit on youtube! Maybe then we are halfway close a settlement.

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"Knock knock." "Who's there?" "Banana." The man of the house subsequently notifies his government that genetic engineering is going awry.

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And you honored it I see :P

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Yesterday i ate an owl with all the feathers on it

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sunflowers are yellow, Daises are white.

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Patrick: My name is 24. Spongebob: Hey, Patrick, you know whats worse than 24? Patrick: What? Spongebob: 911.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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