A ham sandwich walks into a bar, bartender says "We don't serve food here."

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My dog has no nose. How does it smell? It doesn't

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What do you call Jack Black on a bad day? Kevin Hart.

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Q: How do mentally retarted people read books A: They dont

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How did the blond become a pilot? By attending flight school, graduating, applying to an airline to which she subsequently was hired to, taking frequent training courses, and beginning work.

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Whats the difference between the Pope and acne Acne doesn't get onto a kids face until they're 13

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Q: 1 out of every 44 presidents can dunk, who is it? A: How the hell am i suppost to know

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What's worse then getting followed by a creepy man in a van? Getting followed and raped by a creepy man in a van.

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why was the pineapple bullied at school? cuz it was a pineapple duhhhhhhh

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A priest, a minister and a rabbi walk into a bar. It's an average bar. However these men don't drink. The priest ordered some onion rings, the minister fries and the rabbi poutine. They're good friends despite their different religious views.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? The sandwich is hidden under the couch, and is non-migratory.

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Why did the chicken change the projector reel? To get to the other slide.

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what is funnier than a apple? a talking apple

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Two guys walk into a bar together. They are diagnosed with a concussion and later on in life have serious brain issues

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One day a kid said to his mom: "Mom, I painted the bed sheets with your lipstick". So his mom got mad.

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A nun walks into a bar. She is immediately excommunicated.

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Want to hear a joke? Obama

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What did Rachel (the columbine girl) get for her birthday?? Nothing she's dead.

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

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A man entered ten puns into a pun contest, hoping that one of them would win. Unfortunately, he came in third place and was discouraged by his loss.

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Have you heard the one about Tony Hawk's brother Mike? Neither has he, considering Tony Hawk only has a brother named Steve.

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what does michael jackson do to little boys? nothing, he's dead.

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A 10 year old underpriveledged boy goes to the second mile camp and meets his new counselor: Penn State defensive coordinator Jerry Sandusky. The two bond very much and talk a lot. Sandusky invites the boy back to the locker room to shower because the boy got muddy. The boy takes a shower, gets clean, and goes back to his cabin. The boy has a great time at the camp and goes home.

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Why did the little girl's pet bunny pass away? Because her neighbor ripped out it's vitals.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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