- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a black pilot? A PILOT

How many filthy niggers does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, because I killed off all the filthy niggers.

Roses are red Violets are baskets This joke makes no sence... ... boobs

A white man walked into a bar, and an indian walked into a totem pole...

A lawyer walks into a bar, and due to the repercussions of severe head trauma was never able to do so again.

what did the obese kid get for chistmas? an athsma attack ,which led to death.

Why did the Muslim boy crash a plane into a building? Because the remote-controlled plane suddenly malfuctioned and crashed into a nearby apartment complex.

Why didn't the chicken cross the road? A teenage girl was texting and driving, didn't see it, and now it's roadkill.

What did the father say to his child Christmas morning? you're adopted

How do u save a black person from drowning? Take ur foot off the back of there head

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who cares

Its crackers to slip a rozer and dropsey in snide.

How do you get through a locked door? Unlock it.

OMG, I have a really funny alzheimer's joke. Your'e gonna love it! Uhh, I umm kinda forgot what it was now.

I have a friend named Jay . But for short , he likes to be called J .

What's long and hard and full of semen? An erect penis at the climax of an orgasm.

A dad says to his son "you better stop masturbating or youll go blind'. And the son says "dad im over here".

why did Helen Keller's dog commit suicide? you would too if your name was uuhuhuhduhh

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What did the cow say to the dog? Moo

What did the parents say to their kid? You're adopted and we don't love you.

How do you throw a party in space? You planet!

Phew, I was like thinking all like "I am really into this guy, we can like chat like this and stuff too right?"

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