Its alright for you to act like a bitch but its not allright for me to call u one

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A man says to his doctor, "doctor, doctor, I think I have a split personality." The doctor responds, "That makes 4 of us."

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What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? "Where's my tractor?"

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Why did the kid drop his ice-cream? Because he tripped on a dead guy!

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What's the difference between a baby and a trampoline? I take off my shoes when I jump on a trampoline

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Why was the teacher sad? Because her boyfriend broke up with her.

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Roses are red violets are blue I'm gonna rape you with a stick

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What do you call a man who kills others for his own amusement? A psychologist

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Q: What do you call a cow wearing a hat? A: A cow wearing a hat.

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What dod the boy with no arms get or christmas? Nothing he can't open them!

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Why did the man smell like french toast? His wife previously made him a plate of it that he ate before walking out of the house.

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I SWEAR TO GOD I'M NOT GAY! But my boyfriend is. Love you, Jeff.

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Why is the wimpy guy so strong and angry now? Because he took steroids.

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How do you know if you're gay? You find yourself sleeping with people of the same sex.

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whats up with the irish jokes? Honestly im not a alcoholic so all of you can go F*** yourselfs...

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Why can't Helen Keller drive? She is dead, and thereby lacks the necessary motor control.

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Why was the boy drinking toilet water? Because he was receiving a violent swirly. He then went home and killed himself.

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What did the Asian get on his math assignment? 56%, he forgot about it and passed it in a day late with a number of questions uncompleted.

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is it normal to be sexualy atracted to numbers?

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What do you say to somebody that wont shut up Shut up!!!!

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I was on Skype with a girl yesterday and she asked "Do you want to see something?" "No," I said "my mom's in the room and she might get a bad interpretation." "I really want you to see this." She said. " No, my mom's still in the room, she'll think I'm weird if you turn out the lights." "Darn I really wanted to see your glow in the dark snuggie."

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Why did the black homeowner default on his house? He was paying significantly more in mortgage than the actual market value of the home, since he purchased his property before the housing bubble. He carried out a cost/benefit analysis and derived the conclusion that he was effectively destroying his own wealth by paying his mortgage bills.

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What do you say to a homeless man sat in a train station? That there is a homeless shelter around the corner.

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hahahahahah http://www.google.co.uk/imgres?q=sonny+bartlett&hl=en&sa=X&tbm=isch&tbnid=s37cS73V74A8YM:&imgrefurl=http://www.youtube.com/channel/UCASl7llFhDpTF8vwjDlGI_g/videos&docid=kJoLzGiYRM-2AM&itg=1&imgurl=https://lh3.googleusercontent.com/-si7_hCcHI7E/AAAAAAAAAAI/AAAAAAAAAAA/HzlEl3ilyyM/s55-c-k/photo.jpg&w=55&h=55&ei=GrgsUZ_kJqac0AWExIC4BQ&zoom=1&biw=1024&bih=616&iact=rc&dur=188&sig=111947294788926856610&page=1&tbnh=55&tbnw=55&start=0&ndsp=20&ved=1t:429,r:9,s:0,i:109&tx=27&ty=11

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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