Why is Stevie Wonder called Stevie Wonder? Wonder where I am.

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knock knock who's there ... '*Opens the door slowly* SUPRISE BUTT SEX!

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Knock Knock who's there its black george washington.

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why did the pyromaniac burn down the house? because he is a pyronaniac, he derives pleasure from burning things.

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whats worse than four babies in a box? one baby in four boxes

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why wasnt nathan invited the party? nathan's been dead for 5 years

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Did you hear the one about the nascar driver who couldn't pass his road test? No. It's true, he couldn't pass his road test.

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Q: how do you get a live elephant into a refrigerator? A: you buy an industrial sized refrigerator from cost-co and then walk the elephant slowly but surely through the door. Q: how do you get a giraffe in a refrigerator? A: after removing the elephant by means of walking out the door, slice the giraffe into small pieces approx. 1m by 1m by 1m and put those into the refrigerator

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What happened when Stephen Hawking tried to go down the stairs? He fell and suffered minor injuries.

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whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

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If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be. He could not be. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. He's either in great danger or has a psychological disorder.

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One man asked another man what his favorite sport was. The man replied: " My favorite sport is golf." "Golf requires no physical strength, therefore I do not count it as a sport." Said the man who asked the question.

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Why did the black man get arrested? He didn't pay child support for his 12 bastard children

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Me: f*** off Asshole: YOU'RE MOM! Me: -is dead.

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Pretend you are in a box and there is no way out. How do you get out? You don't

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Knock Knock. Who's there? Chris. Chris who? Wow, I thought we were better friends than that.

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What did the apple say to the banana? Nothing, apples can't talk

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Why did the man have sex with other men? Because he was homosexual.

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Roses are Red, Vilots are blue Im going to kill myself Bye

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, Penis

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what's white and sticky semen

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There once lived a man in Peru. He lived in a small apartment then died of kidney failure.

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What's brown and sticky? Feces.

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what is red white and blue? the french flag

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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