A man walks into a bar falls into the street and gets run over. It was very tragic

So a bar walks into a man...

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was a serial-rapist with links to the Black Dragon triad. Yee.

Your mom is so fat that she turns "One Size Fits All" to "One Size Fits Most"

I hate Mondays, the man said as he drove to work. Fortunately for him, it was a Wednesday.

Ask me if I'm a cucumber. Are you a cucumber? No.

what did Charlie Sheen say after he won a game of chess? I just won a game of chess!

Q: What did the Lone Ranger say when he saw his horse coming? A: Here comes my horse.

Your mother is so fat that occasionally she'll have more than one serving of preserves on her toast in the morning

What's better then 100 dead babies in a barrel 1 dead baby in 100 barrels

one stop shop

A guy walks into a bar

A man finds out he was molested by his father as a child.

Why don't gingerbread cookies have souls? Cookies don't have souls.

Anyone can post anything.

Why did Sally fly off the swing, She had no arms Knock knock *Who's there* Not Sally

What do you do when you come across a dead baby? Add it to your collection.

What is red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

NO! I'm putting it in my front room, you sick bastard!

A guy went to a girl asked if she wanted to have sex with him. She said yes and they promptly had sex.

Yo mom is so stinky that when she gets in a room every one leaves the room

What do u get when you mix a young asian woman and a black man? Tiger Woods

What happened to the boy who crossed the road without looking both ways? He was abducted by aliens.

one of my friends died of heartburn today :( i cant believe gav is gone

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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